You can all come to light from your underground armageddon shelters, y’all, it’s utterly starting to whiff like a gym towel in there.
October 30th, 2008 -- Posted in Hydroxycut | No Comments »Over my usual breakfast of Coffee, Hydroxycut and a fistful of creatine Powder, I au fait that the. So, the econocalypse is undeniable over. You can all come out from your insurrectionists armageddon shelters, y’all, it’s fully starting to smell for example a gym towel in there. I speculation gym-towel-smelling Ayn Rand was Right! Maybe we should emergence herding up all the poors and the olds, now, and sequestering them in “Happy Camps” on the periphery of Enlightened Self-Interest. “Circle today as one of those days that the constitutional Issues trumped unnerve and fear,” says one urge fucking know-it-all analyst.
Meaning, “circle yesterday,” he was perfectly talking about yesterday. The Dow is not the economy, though, just judging from my bag Worth, which tends not to change at all , so I’m still planning to eulogize a frugal Christmas festivus this year by giving all my friends URLs to entertaining websites as presents. After the jump, some argument of jingoistic politics and fun shows on the teevee. Click or here: Mark of the Beast, y’all: As the clock runs down on John McCain and his atrocious Alaskan spouse - and I’m referring to the “election” clock, not the “mortality” pot cat clock with the creepy eyes that Trick back and forth, Counting down the days until the ends of McCain’s DNA strands manipulate out of Expensive telomeres - Barack Obama enters the competitive fracas of prime-time broadcasting with a 30 note Infomercial proclaim on every river-bed in every household in the unimpaired time and his Birth cry will be the SOUND OF EVERY PHONE ON THIS PLANET RINGING IN UNISON, HE IS THE LAWNMOWER MAN, y’all.
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